A RED LIGHT CHALLENGE!!
Ok, so Cash Cab has been on for a while now, but I just couldn’t resist the urge to write a little something about it. This show, for whatever reason, is always on in those moments when I leave my Television running for background noise. The host, Ben Baily, is quiet as mouse until they hit those god damn red light challenges. The he screams like a banshee that was sodomized by a cucumber, made out of razor blades. I mean ok, he’s paid to be excited about these red lights. But I don’t know anyone that gets that excited and hell, what about the passenger? If I was on the show and I had some where to be in hurry, I’d show old Ben where he could stick those red light challenges.
So here’s a red light challenge for ya. I think they should add ridiculous obstacles to the show. Like poison gas at the red lights that slowly fills the car unless you can name five dictators to rule before 1950. Extreme obstacles outside the car, such as snow plows, trains, or the elderly. Maybe when you stop for a street shout out there is a chance you’ll be mugged. Its these types of improvements that would make this a cab ride from hell, which for anyone who has been in a normal New York City Taxi has already experienced.
